Just cropdusted the office
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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