TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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