I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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