i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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