remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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