OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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