I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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