Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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