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  • 83 63
    Submitted by economizer on Apr 29, 11 at 3:46pm

    She needs an IV made from jizz.

    • 59 64
      Submitted by PoopyWAHWAHKinz on Apr 30, 11 at 12:53am

      EMT's can't start IV's retard.

      • 47 60
        Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:53am

        The hell we can't! It depends on the certification level, and the state.

        • 48 61
          Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:55am

          But semen would be far too viscous to be a good fluid. Petty sure it doesn't belong in veins, but to test this theory I'll need a volunteer.

  • 76 67
    Submitted by destructo on Apr 29, 11 at 9:23pm

    Sounds like she might need a hot beef injection.

    • 52 54
      Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Apr 29, 11 at 9:56pm

      i love your Breakfast Club reference. best thing I've heard all day

  • 67 51
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:51am

    The hell we can't. Depends on the certification level, and the state.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 30, 11 at 2:48am

    I think she's gonna need mouth-to-dick!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 29, 11 at 3:21pm

    Charge...CLEAR!

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Courttaylor629 on May 2, 11 at 3:20am

    I definitely need one of these...

  • 56 81
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Apr 29, 11 at 3:06pm

    fuck off firstfirst suck on this dick

  • 49 73
    Submitted by ckb71 on Apr 30, 11 at 5:47am

    EMTPirate?

    • 42 61
      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:52am

      Thank you for considering me, but I am 937, and an actual EMT.

  • 34 70
    Submitted by jwil11 on May 8, 11 at 11:29pm

    12:43 yes they can... Depends on where you are. I do all the time