they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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