Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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