yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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