so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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