I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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