You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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