This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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