mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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