new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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