I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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