I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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It's rum buckets o'clock
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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