piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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