Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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