that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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