yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My balls are so social today.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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