he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize