you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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