dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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