I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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