I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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