But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
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she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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