Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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