I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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