Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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