I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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