My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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