There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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