So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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