So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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