party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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