I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Kiss
Puke
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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