so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Are we still banned from the library?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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