so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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