I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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