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  • Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 23, 11 at 4:20pm

    His penis moves for vegetables? That's different.

  • Submitted by imsuchaprude on Jul 23, 11 at 7:03pm

    Beat: Music.\n\nBeet: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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    Submitted by murstang on Jul 23, 11 at 4:30pm

    Here. Have beet. Is good for you.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 24, 11 at 12:51am

    check out meatspin.com you can watch a penis spin to music

  • 57 51
    Submitted by withheld on Jul 23, 11 at 4:18pm

    That's hot

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    Submitted by yeahokay on Jul 23, 11 at 5:49pm

    Beat*\nxD

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    Submitted by airfields on Jul 24, 11 at 11:04pm

    This is not hard to do, just tense the muscle you use to stop pissing.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 23, 11 at 4:22pm

    What is the "beet" of the music? lol

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    Submitted by bluemagic04 on Jul 23, 11 at 11:19pm

    I usually don't post on penis posts, buy hey if you can do that...more power to you

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 23, 11 at 4:34pm

    Was the music “bow chicka wow wow?"

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      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 23, 11 at 4:59pm

      probably bow chicken wow wow lol he gets it up for beets why not chicken?

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    Submitted by steezy on Nov 21, 11 at 2:18am

    Love at first sight?

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    Submitted by fatmankey on Jul 24, 11 at 1:19am

    Im from the past

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    Submitted by cuissadepact on Jul 23, 11 at 10:06pm

    I can do that too. I thought I was the only one.

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    Submitted by xLMx4041x on Jul 24, 11 at 3:07am

    She was hypnotized by his dick, talented!

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    Submitted by hewhoknows on Jul 23, 11 at 9:40pm

    HAHAHA!!!!? U r so weird!!!! (can I marry u?)

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    Submitted by eeumeyeelwhy on Jul 28, 12 at 7:42pm

    This person has really low standards for love.

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    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Jul 24, 11 at 6:20pm

    The dick slang is where it's at son