i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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