No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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