There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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