508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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