I wannas sexs uuuuu
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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