I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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