I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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